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Grimstrike 10-27-2019 08:21 PM

GREEN server jokes you tell to pass the time
 
Hundreds of people in the starting zones and we are a couple of days into this fresh new server, to pass the time as we wait for single respawns to tag and bag, what are some jokes you like to tell in /ooc

My favorite one so far is in the Gfay area, Ranger jokes:

Why didn't they give Rangers FD?!
(wait a beat) *Sometimes people will take the bait...
Everyone knows that the fall damage would kill them!

Fleetwood 10-27-2019 09:16 PM

A Ranger walks into a bar, LOADING PLEASE WAIT....

Chortles Snort|eS 10-27-2019 09:34 PM

a troll sk walks into lower guk and wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwww

uygi 10-27-2019 10:26 PM

"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

Jibartik 10-27-2019 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uygi (Post 3003456)
"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

Obligatory https://youtu.be/eW_yVGPd0ns

Tecmos Deception 10-27-2019 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uygi (Post 3003456)
"Has anyone seen my corpse?"

In Ferrott: "Yeah, it's next to the tree"
In Innothule: "It's by the water"

Is it green and ugly?

...

Haven't seen it.

greenspectre 10-28-2019 01:36 AM

Heard a good one today:

"Has anyone seen my body?"
"Is it sexy?"

AgentEpilot 10-28-2019 01:45 AM

Occasionally I like to /shout <mob one would find in the zone> hits YOU for 38 points of damage!

Tethler 10-28-2019 01:53 AM

Been seeing people give "alt+F4" as an answer to people asking questions about the interface, like how to open the option window. People still falling for it 20 years later.

tsuchang 10-28-2019 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tethler (Post 3003633)
Been seeing people give "alt+F4" as an answer to people asking questions about the interface, like how to open the option window. People still falling for it 20 years later.

Not me.


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