Sam Deathwalker registered sex offender spotted
 

shamelessly stolen from fires of heaven forum

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what's a sam deathwalker

you woud like Sam da Man 32 b0xx0r r0xx0r, Tralina

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I googled him. Dude sounds fucking insane.

Here is his phone number 4085783579

i call him every year or so when i'm drunk and ask him for dating advice.

I miss him =*(

fohguild.org may be full of failed forum trolls these days but this was one of the greatest threads in internet history:
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/retar...-surprise.html

sam's 5-step dating program

1. take the bus downtown
2. pickup a bag of crack from a rabble rouser
3. give bag of crack to a hooker
4. ????????????
5. kill hooker/profit

Sam has the highest man on child dps in the world!

^ this is hilarious