What is the best option for pro strats?
 

Got rid of my significant other so I can do this full time. Having someone cook food is no longer an option...

Hotplate/coffee maker, mini fridge, bedpan/sock
Jugs of water and boxes of ramen

Well, it is...
Not sure if you want to hear that, though!

Option 1 would cause time away from the keyboard.

Buy a few hundred tubes of Pringles, lash them together with duct tape and fashion them into a majestic throne. From this seat of splendor you shall exert your dominance over Norrath. Every time you get hungry just reach down and pull off one of the Pringles tubes from your throne. Depending on your appetite this should be enough to last you three to four weeks. Note the empty Pringles tubes also function for waste storage. Socks are for plebes and amateurs. Godpseed to you.

Bring /pizza to P99! (Not classic, I know, I know.)

water fast.

drink this

Water=2L
Potassium chloride =1 tsp (No Salt)
Sodium chloride = 1/2 tsp (Himalayan Pink Salt)
Sodium Bicarbonate = 1 tsp (Baking Soda)
Magnesium Sulphate = 1/2 tsp (Food Grade Epsom Salts)

no food needed.

No lie, this is tempting.

dont die pls