BOAT!
 

So it looks like the boat shows back up where it dropped you off around 30 minutes round trip. Is there just going to be one boat running and who is looking for ward to "/shout Boat!" when they see it. IIRC, it was only one of two acceptable reasons to use "/shout," the other being your "Train to zone!" hotkey.

No conspiracy option, very disappointed.

Everytime I see the boat, no matter which zone, I /shout BOAT!

If that upsets someone, then they can do what I would want them to do in real life......

F off...

Do the boats have steel beams? Can they be melted with jet fuel?

Ice bergs can't melt steel bulkheads!

There is no way an iceburg can cut a ship clean in two like that.

The owner of the titanic took out an insurance policy just days before the iceberg 'incident'.

Relevant video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsOJrw5PJE

As long as the sea shanty theme remains my nostalgia will be forever satisfied and, thus, so shall I.

Pretty sure everything was a conspiracy for gollum.

5 star thread. I put my vote in.