Best item you have camped while... preoccupied.
 

We’ve all assumed the generic “scored a fungi while alt+tabbed on PornHub”... but what’s the most interesting thing you’ve farmed while otherwise preoccupied on p99 (red OR blue)? Extra bonus points for 2-boxing red AND blue farms, all while “attending to RL.”

Most recently, I scored a Shiny Brass Idol from an unattended roaming Shralok whilst on a CR, all while taking a dump, laptop propped on the counter and all.

Additionally, before scout was a “roll” situation, I managed to outclick the bots while in a staff meeting, which resulted in my first Talisman. Didn’t manage to get turn in on time, so I had to catch next Scout.

Small bragging rights, I’m sure, compared to what’s lurking out there. Spill it, boys...

one time when i got home from getting micky ds i click "Enter Dungeon" at the last second possible

was litty

What is this "Enter Dungeon" you speak of?

Logged in, hadden was up and I scored a fishing pole.

I took a shower in between Pained Soul placeholders during my 36 hour camp.

God I hate myself.

Don’t lie...about the shower of course, I’m sure you hate yourself.

I definitely did! Presently, I’m working on self-love and compassion, so I’ll have some to share with other people someday.

But yeah... 7 minute 30 second shower with ADHD. Still kinda impressed and horrified at the value we all ascribed to this elf simulator.

I've tried to military shower for the allotted 5 mins and it's just impossible. 8 mins

What?! A 2 minute shower is enough.

In America we all get Hollywood showers all the time :)