Tell me what’s going on here
 

You have the same laptop as me (or at least the same manufacturer) ... and you put a candle on top of it?

I must be missing something.

That some kind of lo-tech hack for effortless bard aoe kiting or something?

leveling up them swimming skills

Reported for third party candle auto running application.

So you're leveling up swiming? But what is the candle for then?

Don't tell me you play since 2010 but you don't know you can tap enter twice to lock the directions?

The candle is there for the scent, obviously

I'm going to pretend I'm cool and knew about this too...