If Achievements were added to EQ, what kinds would exist?
 

Games today have a wide array of achievements. From skill based feats of strength to hilarious/funny acts, these achievements add replay value to the game. In World of Warcraft, I did a few of these and had a great time. Some of the achievements were as simple as, "Complete this dungeon in under this amount of time." Others required you to kill X while not killing any adds that assist X, making the fight more difficult.

I'd like to get creative and create some mock achievements that the P99 players on blue and red could enjoy. What ideas do you guys have in terms of this?

A few achievements that come to my mind would be some basic ones.
1. Slay Fwippy Darkpaw
2. Get slain by a sand giant in the Oasis of Marr.
3. Delete the Book of Discord
4. Loot a Greater Lightstone
5. Turn in X amount of bone chips for quest X
6. Buy all your level X spells before you reach level Y.
7. Wear a full suit of banded or cloth armor.

How about you guys? What would you put in for achievements?

Full Sock: log over 100 hours staring at a wall in any raid zone

[x] - Woke Kerafyrm

Have warder loot

[ ] Go on a drunken, racist tirade in EC
[ ] Get banned from the forums
[ ] Start 5 conspiracy theories about Greengrocer
[ ] Steal the book in PoFear
[ ] Start a non-ironic backfire thread
[ ] Expose someone to cause their thread to backfire
[ ] Ask Sirken if he's mad, refer to him as bro
[ ] Brag about how much your gear would RMT for

[ ] killed The Sleeper.

The greatest and most elusive achievement of them all...

[ ] Permanently uninstall

[ ] Pizzas delivered while socking.

Some Meme Acheivments for p99...

Stayed up all night to get lucky... - Get a First to engage message

The Pixels are strong with this one - Equip one or more items from Vulak A'err or Tunare

Braknar is watching me - Acquire 1 million or more platinum pieces

Alt-Aholic Addict - Reach a combined level of 600 or more between your characters, only counting level 60s

Mcoy's Blessings - Resurrect another player 1000 or more times

CONCEDE! - Receive a tell from Detoxx

An Impossible deal - Purchase an item from Boutik for lower than the wiki average

They need one for staff too:

[ ]Banned someone for RMT
[ ]Put someone's petition to the back of the queue for being rude
[ ]Solved a camp dispute
[ ]Popped an EQ on AM when they were in the middle of zerging down a CT
[ ]Enforced a player made agreement