Recap
 

I've missed alot.

So,

10k to the best 400 word or less recap of the last 2 years

Nothing important

You have missed absolutely nothing.

Can you meet me in Cabilis for the 10k?

:D

Your sig link is broken

#Wardersnotup

imagine posting on an elf simulator forum with some weird ass flex asking if you "missed anything." woof.

You fucked over the Sleeper then left.
Detoxx won the remainder of Velious.
Rogean is about to pour gasoline on the ant pile with a rotation.
Adult children are still getting very angry over pixels.

Server is basically exactly how it always is. 1 Guild dominates and then the peasants rise in revolt until the old super guild is dethroned and a new super guild is formed by the same 50 or so loser-assholes who started every other super guild and have been fucking over the server for the last 8 years.

Sleeper woke, brave heroes stood on a line for 16 hours to play mario kart racing for 1hr fte lockouts, tabbing out to check e-mail while running for Doze gave an unfair advantage to other footracers that don't have e-mail to check, footraces dissolve, Rustle fades away, Awakened banned for months, Core banned for months, Tempest is born, Clue dissolves after a Book Not Up in Hate, Sirken ducks out of combat, Tempest fades away, Core swells, Aftermath absorbs nearly the entire server but still die to AoW with 80+, rotations prematurely put into place by Big B, Aftermath REEEEES, Rogean takes away rotations, rotations imminent, Green Server launches, past Halloween rewards are given out, server rejoices.

Welcome back!

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Dems took the house, Republicans kept the senate. The Avengers movie was okay but it ended weird so people were mixed about it. Elon Musk smoked pot on a podcast. Kids meme'd about eating Tide Pods and adults freaked out. Measles is back. Keto is the latest fad diet. Facebook had a data breach so people know who you've been creep stalking. Pantheon still not out.