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My Paladin ENGAGES a small spiderling!

You hit for 8 points of damage.
You MISS!
You hit for 18 points of damage.

o |
D-|-|
^ //o\\

YOU have slain a small spiderling!

o |
D-|-|
^ \\x//

You pick up 6 copper coins.
You pick up 1 spiderling silk.

/auc WTS Spiderling Silk PST

o
D<

You sit and regain mana.

o O O O
D< ^ ^ ^

x==<

YOU ARE DEAD

LOADING, PLEASE WAIT

/ooc WHO'S TRAIN WAS THAT?!

xxGokuxx tells you, 'lol get rekt nerd'.

i didn't see ranger, couldn't vote.

*Rolls Druid on EZ server*

*Login to see epic and level 60*

MOTD: Welcome to P99!

*Logs out satisfied*

Picks Assussin

Geeda says, 'Greetings... Cecily. Again. Really? Whatever. Up for some training?'

I hand her a note.

Geeda says, 'Okay, thank you. Let me take a look here and get your tunic... The bearer of this note is entitled to (1) cursed blade of Innoruuk, Ragebri... Look, we discussed this the last time you deleveled. You can't just forge a letter and get your epic."

Geeda hands me a burlap tunic with a weary glare.

I laughed.

Shark is warrior with an enduring breath item right?