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clevergirl 07-23-2018 01:30 PM

Important Poll. Please vote. Remember your vote matters.
 
Very important polling question.

Option 1: I'm smart, I don't spend any time at all on delusional masterbatory thought.

Option 2: I sometimes think, we could possibly jack off enough Republicans to make a quick buck and die with hookers on my lap or in my butt.

Option 3: Sometimes, I wish I was a Republican, but I'm just a dumb complex N math problem who is scared of brown people.

Option 4: I can't get off unless I'm posting on these forums about the perfect way to use money and free markets to masturbate myself.

skarlorn 07-23-2018 01:46 PM

need option 5 ) tranny

Phenyo 07-23-2018 01:48 PM

Lacks bush towers thus abstaining

clevergirl 07-23-2018 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skarlorn (Post 2745716)
need option 5 ) tranny

Option 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phenyo (Post 2745719)
Lacks bush towers thus abstaining

Option 1 (everyone is a little tiny bit gay).

If you can come up with a good bushtowers option feel free to get it editted into poll or make a new thread/poll.

MagpieRockyl 07-23-2018 01:58 PM

Voted 1 because it's true.

And it's hard to masturbate with wings, so I got that going for me.

clevergirl 07-23-2018 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagpieRockyl (Post 2745730)
Voted 1 because it's true.

And it's hard to masturbate with wings, so I got that going for me.

Birds masturbate by humping and grinding on inanimate objects or other dead birds. I totally believe you have personal celibacy as well as personal responsibility, however, as the very intelligent Corvidae you are.

Cecily 07-23-2018 02:08 PM

The poll fails to provide respondents with appropriate choices to answer the question: "How much time on average do you fantasize about impossible Republican utopias?" Units of time are suggested due to being less subject to misinterpretation than the ambiguous options presented. For example, "Option 4 (My anus is full of Republican cum)" measures the wrong variable, namely amount of partisan ejaculate in the respondent's anus, rather than time spent fantasizing about impossible Republican utopias.

clevergirl 07-23-2018 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cecily (Post 2745737)
The poll fails to provide respondents with appropriate choices to answer the question: "How much time on average do you fantasize about impossible Republican utopias?" Units of time are suggested due to being less subject to misinterpretation than the ambiguous options presented. For example, "Option 4 (My anus is full of Republican cum)" measures the wrong variable, namely amount of partisan ejaculate in the respondent's anus, rather than time spent fantasizing about impossible Republican utopias.

I recommend option 1. You are smart. ;)

maskedmelonpai 07-23-2018 03:27 PM

bad pole. need more choices. :c


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