Earthquakes
 

Totally random.

I'm just thankful we have them, cheer up.

I’m glad we have them and they are totally random, amiright?

Lacks hard data and large sample size.

Lol

Thankful to have totally random bowel movements that happen twice a month

This nerd seriously complaining?

Earthquakes are usually caused when rock underground suddenly breaks along a fault. This sudden release of energy causes the seismic waves that make the ground shake. When two blocks of rock or two plates are rubbing against each other, they stick a little. They don't just slide smoothly; the rocks catch on each other. The rocks are still pushing against each other, but not moving. After a while, the rocks break because of all the pressure that's built up. When the rocks break, the earthquake occurs. During the earthquake and afterward, the plates or blocks of rock start moving, and they continue to move until they get stuck again. The spot underground where the rock breaks is called the focus of the earthquake. The place right above the focus (on top of the ground) is called the epicenter of the earthquake.

Red hasnt received an earthquake in i dont know how long, the last 6 months ive been playing

Last big GM event I remember on red was years ago involving an iksar GM and Dagnor's Cauldron.

Remember said Iksar GM swearing he would never do a red GM event ever again, looks like he was right.