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skarlorn 01-20-2018 06:17 PM

i'm a professional grifter
 
peek this paragraph i just wrote for a lead generator

can't wait to fill out them personalized responses so ppl feel like i really understand em ;)

fork over the personal development bucks u fucking low-t low confidence betas

"First, I want to promise you something. There is a reason why you have been struggling to [personalized response], and there is also a solution for you to [personalized response]. You are a unique and important individual who deserves to live a life that makes you happy, a life where you have more than enough money so that you are free to do the things you want to do. Reading this chapter is the first step to [personalized answer]."

loramin 01-20-2018 06:21 PM

... wait, so you're not a professional grifter? :confused:

Lhancelot 01-21-2018 02:37 PM

You are 25 years too late. This already been done dude.

https://i.imgur.com/8NkccW6.jpg

skarlorn 01-21-2018 04:08 PM

market is refreshin itself all the time

Kaino 01-21-2018 04:10 PM

seems kind of predatorial, you're not a good person for exploiting the gullible and insecure

it's not difficult to do for a reason

skarlorn 01-21-2018 04:14 PM

thanks!

hyejin 01-21-2018 05:54 PM

I caution you against preying upon peasants in a consumptive fashion. The game is far too ez for one to eat the weak in pursuit of victory while maintaining his honor. However, entering thru psychic holes to assert or usurp control for mutually beneficial ends is admissable.

Pokesan 01-21-2018 06:15 PM

if you're really amoral, create an ICO and flee to thailand with the rupees. they have good streetmeat.

JurisDictum 01-21-2018 10:00 PM

Skarlorn, as p99 communist you make me sick. Your a complete bourgeois exploiter of the proletariat. A capitalist landlord of the black class.

skarlorn 01-21-2018 10:42 PM

Thank you guys!!


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