My great displeasure
 

Today I bought a sandwich from a vending machine at the 7/11. It was really dry. :/

I give it a 3/10.

Don’t know how that could go wrong

That's a pretty good rating for 7/11 food.

What was it a turkey on dry. *eh eh*

Vaguely related, and a spoiler on a previous advice post:

When I was a young lad 'Turkey Sandwich' was a euphemism for a tit wank.

The baps being baps and the turkey neck being the turkey neck, obviously.

Grats to all you yanks with yer tit wanks while saying thanks!

move to japan. the 7/11's here kick fuckin ass.

Good advice. ^

If your Seven Eleven sucks, just move to Japan.

My condolences

Honestly sounds more like 7/10 on the sliding scale you must use for food ratings. It didn't give you food poisoning. It was from a vending machine.