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maskedmelonpai 07-13-2017 06:35 PM

Nose Hairs
 
it a embarrassing topic nobody ever wanna talk about. it something fun to joke about when you young, but it rapidly become problematic as you get older and the worst part is... MOST PEOPLE DONT EVEN REALIZE!!!

it true. There lotta people who don't even realize they have hairs hanging out they face liek a bunch of mashed spider legs. it gross and worse, yet: it a trap!! that right, it a trap for snot and general grossness.

now, nose hairs have they used, but they limited and I assure you, outside select occupations, you not need nearly a robust apparatus as nature bestow most people. you need a management program.

This thread is to spread awareness and share maintenance plans. It for education and actualization of those here and those around us, so please share your thoughts, regimens and tools/products.

loramin 07-13-2017 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by maskedmelonpai (Post 2555220)
you need a management program

Mine is my wife :)

maskedmelonpai 07-13-2017 06:42 PM

well, it not let me edit choices. that first one suppose to be WAX not WAS :c

AzzarTheGod 07-13-2017 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maskedmelonpai (Post 2555220)
it a embarrassing topic nobody ever wanna talk about. it something fun to joke about when you young, but it rapidly become problematic as you get older and the worst part is... MOST PEOPLE DONT EVEN REALIZE!!!

it true. There lotta people who don't even realize they have hairs hanging out they face liek a bunch of mashed spider legs. it gross and worse, yet: it a trap!! that right, it a trap for snot and general grossness.

now, nose hairs have they used, but they limited and I assure you, outside select occupations, you not need nearly a robust apparatus as nature bestow most people. you need a management program.

This thread is to spread awareness and share maintenance plans. It for education and actualization of those here and those around us, so please share your thoughts, regimens and tools/products.

nose hair trimmer works fine.

I didn't have to trim until late 20's I'd say. Now it grows back regularly like a normal beard/hair cycle and requires a buzz down every few months or so.

Ravager 07-13-2017 07:17 PM

Never trim your nose hairs with your mouth open.

Utmost 07-13-2017 07:45 PM

You'll know it's time when the lady at Great Clips asks if you want your eyebrows and ears trimmed. It's a tough question the first time.

Baler 07-14-2017 12:09 AM

Nose hairs are there to protect you. They stand guard so insects don't crawl up your nose and lay eggs next to you brain for their offspring to feed on. a week later you're having head aches and don't know why. Meanwhile they're traveling in and out of your nose while you sleep because you decided to cut down the lush forest of protection. A few more weeks you go to the doctors where they discover the bugs have eaten a large chunk of your brain and you're now classified as mentally retarded.

maskedmelonpai 07-14-2017 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Baler (Post 2555304)
Nose hairs are there to protect you. They stand guard so insects don't crawl up your nose and lay eggs next to you brain for their offspring to feed on. a week later you're having head aches and don't know why. Meanwhile they're traveling in and out of your nose while you sleep because you decided to cut down the lush forest of protection. A few more weeks you go to the doctors where they discover the bugs have eaten a large chunk of your brain and you're now classified as mentally retarded.

this is disturbing. BUT, all you gotta do is put a little Vicks in (or under) you nose when you sleep and it keep the bugs out. bugs HATE menthol. candy canes work too.

Xaanka 07-14-2017 03:44 PM

u never heard of a nose hair trimmer?

maskedmelonpai 07-14-2017 04:05 PM

me or baler? it a option up there^^ i just trying to spread awareness.


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