Project 1999 - Strongly Worded Letters

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Informal complaints about South Park television show made to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), Washington, D.C., 2004 - 2007

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Complaint Summary:
HELLO, THE SOUTH PARK EPISODE I AM REFERING TO HAD PART OF THE STORY LINE WHICH INVOLVED
A TYPE OF VEHICLE THAT WAS TO BE MORE EFFICIENT THAN AUTOS. THE ENERGY SUPPLY WAS FROM
THREE STICKS, WHICH WERE MEANT TO BE PHALLIC SHAPED, IN WHICH THE PERSON USING THE
VEHiCLE SAT ON ONE, INSERTED ONE INTO HIS MOUTH, AND THE OTHER WAS BY HAND WITH AN UP
AND DOWN STROKE. WHEN THE PERSON SAT ON THE STICK, iT WAS IMPLIED THAT IT WAS INSERTED
ANALLY BECAUSE THE PERSON PUSHED AS HE LOWERED HIMSELF ON IT AND GRUNTED WHILE DOING
SO. 1AM AWARE THAT THIS IS ONLY A CARTOON. I HAD NEVER WATCHED IT BEFORE BUT, THAT NIGHT,
IT WAS ON AFTER THE NEWS I HAD BEEN WATCHING SO, I JUST LEFT IT ON. I WAS SO DISGUSTED BY
THIS AND SHOCKED THAT SOMEONES KIDS COULD BE WATCHING THIS FILTH. I DID NOTICE THAT SOME
OF THE BAD WORDS HAD BEEN MUTED. BUT, WITH THAT SUBJECT MADER, IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE
ANY DIFFERENCE IF THEY HAD LEFT IT IN. MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THIS. AND, NOT ALOT
SHOCKS ME. I DID WRITE A COMPLAINT TO THE LOCAL STATION BUT, NEVER RECEIVED A REPLY. THAT
SHOW DOES NOT BELONG ON REGULAR T.v. STATIONS. IT SHOULD STAY ON CABLE T.V. OR, NOT
AROUND AT ALL. THANKS FOR LISTENING!

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