<Drugs> LFM
 

<Drugs> is a newly formed guild on red99, our goal is simple:

Invite the druggies on the server and dominate.

• We talking 1-5 am Plane of Mischief farming.
• We talking syncranized slurring and slurping in our Discord
• We talking pixels 4 drugs on the regular
• We talking melt downs every week recorded and dubstep music added to them on youtube for play back later on
• We talking mace purchasing discussions
• We talking drug stories shared: tips and tricks 4 all types of drugs.
• We talking social wealth-fare cheat tips shared by the inner-core

If this sounds like the guild you want to join please app to <Drugs> NOW!

wealth-fare?

yes wealth-fair

The envisioned start to <Drugs> as a guild:

DAY 1: Get to know each other's slurps and slurring.

We will begin by getting to know each other's slurring and slurping in Discord. This process is important as when we are grouping and too fucked up to talk we need to be able to distinguish each other's communication attempts.

I.e two slurps means incoming, a slurp with a slurring moan means there is an add. etc.

It will take us awhile to get the system down but we'll get there in the end.

DAY 2: Exchange life stories.
This is an integral part of <Drugs>'s process. We as a guild, a family if you will, need to know what drugs we're each on. We'd love it if we could share stories such as: What drug did I use as a gateway to meth? or, I blame my dad for working so much that I am a crackhead.

DAY 3: Hit up the planes of Mischief.
Once <drugs> is all sorted on the communication and get to know each other phases our plan is to raid Plane of Mischief at an ungodly hour. A great place to start a good bonding session.

DAY 4: Trade phase.
On day 4 we will have a trade phase, where any loot attained on day 3 can be traded for drugs from with members. All deals need to be verified fair and aren't lopsided (to prevent members from fiending out and trading 2 white thrones for 1 oxy for example) . We will have 1 member representing each mainstream drug choice in a "drugs 4 pixels council" decide if the trade is fair. The council will have the following member representations:

Meth: 1
Crack: 1
Heroin: 1
Bath Salts: 1
Others : 1

The voting process for members to take a place on the "drugs 4 pixels council" will begin on day 2 after we get to know each other's drug choices etc.

Any trading done outside of the council will be met with severe punishment. Exclusion from the guild and/or drug donations to the council are likely to happen (probably the latter to be honest)


DAY 5: Back stab each other.
On day 5 after the trading phase is completed we will then sit around in Discord and talk crap on each other; our goal here is to try "berg" a member out so we can record him then add dubstep music to said recording and upload to Youtube.

Topics include:
x-druggie tries to hard to be a solid heroin user, I reckon he only shoots up 10mg instead of the 25mg he claims.

or

y-player is a soft cunt, reckons he smokes weed after snorting 3 lines of cocaine to chill himself out coz he gets to high.

or

I don't use needles, I only snort my oxy because I am a classy druggie.


DAY 6: The break up

By day 6 I doubt the guild will be around. Most members would have been booted for cheating/stealing/lying/bergin/corruption etc.


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If this sort of schedule of play interests you please PM for details.

Hmm looks like more psychological disorders to add to the growing laundry list of red players

This is not a joke.

Are you interested?
PM me if you are.

How high are you? On a scale of 1 to charlie sheen

You need to join the guild to find out those sorts of specifics (refer to day 2 of activities list)

Yikes

Did Nirgon apply?