Dial a Port offers competitive salary and benefits!
 

I just felt like new druids and wizards looking for a way to make tons of plats should be aware of <Dial a Port> and the fringe benefits this guild can offer those who join! <Dial a Port> is the premier porting guild on p99, and universally acknowledged as such! No other guilds can compete or claim to be as recognizable as the best porting service offered in the game!


-As a <Dial a Port> member you are prone to experiencing tips of plats ranging from 1pp to 1000pp from friendly and appreciative customers!


-As a <Dial a Port> member you will be given high valued items for tips! Such items can be literally anything the portee decides to give you!


-As a <Dial a Port> member you will be recognized as a respectable member of the p99 community and treated with great respect by all!


-As a <Dial a Port> member it is possible to make over 5,000pp a day porting people!


-As a <Dial a Port> member you will be guilded with extremely knowledgeable p99 veterans who can guide you with supreme knowledge of the game! Many of the wonderful officers and members of this guild have alts that are their mains in raid guilds, or have been in raid guilds previously. These guild members enjoy helping their guildies and will always give advice when needed!



***For more details on <Dial a Port> and all the benefits this guild can lavish upon you, simply contact any <Dial a Port> member in the game and feel free to ask any questions!

Dial a Port. The proverbial "Uber" of p99

It's a great way to make some starter cash for gathering pixels to make your character stronger.

Step 1 - Roll Druid
Step 2 - Dial A Port
Step 3 - Roll twinked Enchanter
Step 4 - Level Enchanter
Step 5 - Profit

I'm glad they're around even if I don't use the service all that often. Free Bumperstickerooskies for you folks

uber exists to skirt labor laws and worker protections

Good advice, enchanter really seems to have the highest efficiency rating regarding money poured in and possible ceiling of profit.

I mean

... uhhhh...

Roll a monk twink... yeaaaah that's it. Make a monk! Monks are great! Nobody should make Enchanters anymore, they're terrible.

Fuck DaP

You are entitled to your opinion, and rest assured you will never be placed on a "no-fly list" for expressing your opinion!

Anytime you need a port, /who all Dial!

Ya, it's pretty great.

When you grow up, you'll stop hating the free market.

A completely free market would see all workers being paid the same as they are in China.