Sword of Pain
 

PM me or send me a tell in-game. Paying cold hard cash.

From what I hear, this item rots a lot. I'm just incapable of getting one by my lonesome so I'll pay for loot rights or the assistance in hunting it. I'll make it worth your time.

Ugh, why is this such a nessicary evil, paying for loot rights. I'll do it and feel silly all day but how bad do I want it? How many times will I bump this outrageous request to obtain what I want? I certainly don't need it but it's a goal nonetheless.

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