P. Diddy - knocking down World Trade Center, Children.
 

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainmen...lMDV7jCp7CgJKO

LOS ANGELES -- A Los Angeles woman filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against music mogul Diddy, alleging, among other things, the record producer, rapper and sometime actor is responsible for the September 11 attacks, the Hollywood Reporter reported Friday.

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks also accused Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police brutality victim Rodney King of somehow being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center. After they “knocked down the WTC” she wrote, the three came and “knocked my children down.”

She added that Diddy stole a poker chip worth “100 zillions of dollars” that she won in a Mississippi casino and later gave it away to someone else.

She further claims she once dated Diddy and that the 41-year-old rapper is the father of her 23-year-old son. She is petitioning for $900 billion in child support. The other $100 billion she is seeking is for “loss of income.”

A Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, but set a hearing for Jan 31.

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...? this isn't an onion story? :P lol

DIDDY KNOCKT DOWN DA TOWAZ