Legendary Fine Steel Longsword
 

This isn't just any ordinary fine steel weapon, I've wielded this sword since level 1. Thousands of orcs and goblins have felt the bite of this blade. Taking serious offers only.

I offer one dozen Toll House® chocolate chip cookies. The product is shipped by my personal Keebler elf slave and delivered as such:

http://imgur.com/a/wAlAZ