I just cucked myself
 

Witnessed a pretty brutal collision, wasn't a bad enough dude to drive between the wrecked cars and roll on. Stood around offering moral support to some gay nerd trapped in his car til the pigs came to pry him out with road closed.

No alternative route thru this highway, would be a 3 hr drive to get me 5 mins down the road. Now i'm the first dude in line waiting for road reopening which will prolly take 2 hrs.

I'll be live posting events as they unfold. Feel free 2 compliment me on being a good citizen ITT.

lol rekt

That's nice. :)

Dude couldn't climb out?

A spider has built a pretty sweet web between my rearview and door. Dude is still in his car.

Steering wheel is jammed way up into his grill and his door won't open. Small car hit a big ole 70s or 80s pickup head on. He seemed fine but he couldn't wiggle out.

dim sum that's legit u the man dawg I like how u got in there and helped with counseling ur the dawgs dawg

Po po man clued me in on a gravel track not on google map to bypass #goodsamaritanprivilege

wild stuff, wtg.

Thx man ur pretty woke too.

Like with a mirror?