If extraterrestrials made contact today..
 

And you were allowed to show them one item/thing/part of human culture, what would it be and why?

The business end of a shotgun barrel
.... for reasons.

id dunk on their ass

troll em right off the fuckin planet. done, cya aliens u lost.

If they didn't know about basketball they wouldn't understand the significance of being dunked on.

They'd probably just take it as a sign of hostility and probe you until you died tbh

Implying that wasn't what AzzarTheGod wanted anyway

Get dunked scrub

Wouldn't have to show them shit. They would wipe it clean for us all.

Finish making my banded armor, crackhead

Which pizzas u missing again?

Also, I would probably take them to a nice park and feed them sushi

My penis


Because it represents god

The first thing you'd show an alien species would be autism

Terrible choice