Imagine a World Where Everyone is Gay...
 

100% all the time, all day, every day, everyone, super gay. What would we see? What would we do? How might it be? If only we knew...

I'll tell you for certain, we'd never need curtains, for hiding our shame or finding others to blame. We'd be so very pleased, as everyone sees, they are like them, but still others... ahem.

No matter at all! We'd have a ball! It would be so very splendid, right up 'til it ended. There'd be no more sorrow, no dread of tomorrow. Each day would be swell! Everything would go well! Oh what a day! When we might all, be gay.

The Retarded God is pleased by this poem

A completely queer nation lasts one generation.

What an interesting thought, but wait just a moment
I ask that you not, so carelessly comment
Or accost my creation, with such accusation
Nothing in here, spoke of anything queer
It's all in your head! These things that you said!

Yes I said gay, but did I not say
So very clearly, all might sincerely
Enjoy such a day! Now listen here mkay?

Whether we're queer or whether we're straight,
Whether we're here or beyond that One gate
It's of little concern if each we embrace
One then another and kiss on their face
Goodness and kindness, those noblest of traits
Hiding amongst us, most elusive of fates
Then find in our hearts all the right parts
Of joy each day, that we could be gay

Fine. Well, to satisfy J's curiosity, here is a picture of me outside:




http://i.imgur.com/l5MaDbf.jpg



Well, no that's not really me ^^ but pretty close. I look pretty much exactly like that except I don't have hooves or horns and I am not covered in spots. My neck may or may not be a bit shorter too, and my forelimbs are definitely shorter, disproportionately so, kinda like a t-rex :/ None of this has anything to do with my poems though.

Got a pretty good mental picture out of this. Specific features aside, I have a general outline. If I could draw I'd sketch it.

Unfortunately I'm left handed. We push a tip instead of pull, makes for bad writing and probably drawing I'd imagine. Name some famous left-handed artists for funsies?

intentionally tebowing. my vocab at this hr is at all time low and gay nerdy posts that you read on reddit 5 years ago just come into your collective conscious like an acid flashback and say here use this gay word.

Well that's odd, I could have sworn melons laid claim to a wife and two kids some time back... hmmmm. I figure a Japanese dude a bit soft spoken. I've had two good friends in my life that were Japanese and pretty much soft spoken, but not gay. But now we know the truth about melons, melons a giraffe! :D

hah "wapanese", no idea... never been into animu. Fiction stuff for me has long been books on war (or often historical), D&D and table-top war gaming, though now more on computers. Only thing I ever had to do with Asian culture was study martial arts for a lot of years (including some language and history) /me shrugs