If I were the Devil - Paul Harvey
 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Az0okaHig

After watching the movie " The Witch", I decided to show my friend this. Needless to say he really considered being religious again.

Though I am not religious on any account. I will say Paul Harvey had a gift to speaking to people. He was a religous man, and overall he does a great job scaring the shit out of you in this speech.

i'd get a s*ck ass motorcycle