my mom...
 

...could beat your dad in an arm wrestle.


fact.

she also has a fuller beard than her son

where are you going with this little man?

my moms hotter than your mom, @silo32

my mom would dissect you while your still alive just to find out what you had for lunch out of boredom and curiousity

double fact

I'm sure you have a great relationship with your parents and they are very proud of all that you have accomplished in your life.

It's better then it use to be. At least were not at each others throats anymore. If you've never been raised by wolves you wouldn't really understand.

P.S. Both my parents are loving caring people. They are just ... well... products of the 20th century military industrial complex, LSD and MJ12 MK ULTRA.

But would your girlfriend whip the tar out of you ala Bacardi Brobb?

Azzar doesn't have a mom, he was cloned, ...

triple fact.

Farzo has no material, go back to posting 30 times out 40 in a DAOC thread kid.