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Hail Traveler!

Tekilya Wu'Tang here with an important server announcement. Recently I have retired as a best selling P99 author and story teller so that I can focus on my music career. With that said, I would be happy to take requests and even do covers that are non-Wu'Tang related. I am not a moral man, so these can be vindictive requests aimed specifically at members of our community and I will be happy to upload the video on Youtube.

I simply need the name of the song, artist, and a set of your personalized lyrics to accompany the song. I have been playing guitar for 15+ years so I can learn literally any song you can think of, but *cough* my singing voice does not lend itself to every song.

PM lyrics and i will record your song within a day or two!

***BDA members need not apply
**Pokesan need not apply
*exception to rule 1 for Rebbon only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlDp9ci7K5M
no need to sing but good luck doin this on guitar^

Pixies. Good selections though. Lots of good ones.

Oops, forgot to say, you should play:
Nirvana - Territorial Pissings.

I request https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI

***BDA members need not apply
**Pokesan need not apply
*exception to rule 1 for Rebbon only

I'm like HRC, the rules don't apply to me.

Sing for me, clown.

Swish can you request https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI please?

The retarded god has shined upon your soul and the ban is lifted.