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Xaanka 02-10-2016 07:17 PM

Drakar is Literally A Bad Ass
 
I bet this guy shatters the sound barrier when he flexes his biceps from the private gym in his 1.7 million dollar home before he rides his Suzuki motorcycle to his job where he brings home the better half of 6 figures ever year

Aesop 02-10-2016 07:23 PM

right before he fucks a fleshlight inside his girlfriends vagina.

Xaanka 02-10-2016 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Aesop (Post 2189360)
right before he fucks a fleshlight inside his girlfriends vagina.

so u see Drakar fucks the real p*ssy of his hot wife, who knows she can't do any better than him

Xaanka 02-10-2016 07:29 PM

his brother is a bodybuilder and drakar is literaly 3x faster and 7x stronger than him

SamwiseRed 02-10-2016 07:31 PM

heard there is a .357 with your name on it.

Huelath 02-10-2016 07:40 PM

knowing what i know now, i feel like we made a grave mistake not giving drakar a sow sword

i mean this guy is literally bin laden's brain + hercules's body, who knows what damage he could do when he comes stateside?

i genuinely fear for colgate's and terp's lives, along with democracy

hatelore 02-10-2016 08:15 PM

Drakar, even in his Sow sword induced rage, is still miles ahead and more relevant than OP.



Anime lovin fleshlight fucker ftw~

Drakaris 02-10-2016 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huelath (Post 2189382)
knowing what i know now, i feel like we made a grave mistake not giving drakar a sow sword

i mean this guy is literally bin laden's brain + hercules's body, who knows what damage he could do when he comes stateside?

i genuinely fear for colgate's and terp's lives, along with democracy

What do you know Yulath?

I know I can't be fucked travelling to a hole like Texas while there are better places to visit...

Do share your rich knowledge.

Huelath 02-10-2016 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Drakaris (Post 2189463)
What do you know Yulath?

I know I can't be fucked travelling to a hole like Texas while there are better places to visit...

Do share your rich knowledge.

i mean if i was planning on murdering somebody i would assuredly say that i wasn't going to where they live

miraclegrow2 02-10-2016 08:44 PM

You begin casting spirit of wolf.
Drakar is surrounded by a lupine berg spirit aura.


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