CRUZ'n to Victory!!!
 

Wooohoooo TrusTed !!!

Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

Iowa taking a DUMP, on Trump!

Cruze is like, "I will require 3 children tonight."

"and they better be more cooperative than my ingrate daughter's tight little ass."

casting this downvote against your evangelical ass OP

Awe, sour grapes.

This was actually a huge victory, defeating the media elite's voter suppression tactics with the bogus pollster's pushing for Trump and the establishment GOP attacking the only REAL conservative candidate.

Ha! Take that Trump!

I was pleased to see Rubio walk away with his fair share. And how the hell did Hillary trump Berndog so badly? He's vastly more appealing and better looking to boot.

Also, how does them caucuses work? Last I checked Dems need over 2k delegates for their candidates to secure a party nomination while republicans need around 1k. Repubs netted a few dozen total delegates from Iowa, while Hillary raked in over 200 dem delegates? Do democrats just base their nominations more heavily on Iowa's opinion than republicans do? Minimize in-fighting by coalescing around one candidate sooner and get it over quickly so to speak?

obama is the best president in the history of america. im gonna write in my vote for him.

Ya let's get a climate science denier who is bought and paid for by fossil fuel industries in the White House.

It's time to burn this fucker down. YOLO