merry xmas you ingrates weirdos cucks and betas
 

Merry Xmas All - enjoy time with family, elf pals or friends, be safe and generous and all that jazz!

Nakor

Merry Christmas Nakor!

Merry Christmas and happy holiday times to all of you! It's nice to play on this server with its curious combination of people from all over the world, various walks of life, various temperaments, and varying degrees of pottymouth. I hope you all enjoy a little face time with your loved ones. See you in the new year.

Especially you, Fandango!

can't read a single word on the image in your avatar

i dont celebrate christmas its a corporate holiday

Darn. Maybe if I resize the image myself so it doesn't get scrambled by being automatically resized? Anyway, it's "Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?" Poking fun at my own nature.

the children shivered in the cold, indifferent glow of the computer monitor. the beard of the man could only be described as unkempt. unkempt, just like the Druids he had been leveling off of for the last 23 hours.

"dad, can we open the presents?"

in his mindless grind he had forgotten to buy presents. he had also forgotten to get up to use the bathroom and was covered in an uncountable number of fetid bodily fluids.

the man hastily wrapped a half eaten PayDay bar and a few tacos from Taco Bell. he crudely threw the poorly wrapped "present" at the group of cowering children. the bag exploded in a rain of lettuce and grade F taco meat. the kids pinched bits of meat and cat hair up and reluctantly ate it, happy to have a meal.

today the would hit level 34.

merry Christmas

Mental illness.

Merry christmas nakor and server!

50 mins till midnight here