Dear Diary:
 

Saturday morning 6.18am

Dropping gf off 2 work.

Coming home to mastubate and watch football in my undies.

God yes. Life is good.

2 things.
1. didn't know that Australians watched football
2. you're either driving your gf while in your underwear or you're going to drive her and then go home and strip down and at that point any not just get naked?

bonus question
why doesn't your gf have a car?
guess: she's not real

And it is also Friday here :P

Dear diary; I went to train with the wife this morning in a group boot camp session and am sitting butt naked checking out my awesome muscular body before I get into my motorbike gear and go to work.

#winningatlife

1) If your plan is to undie watch football, why doesn't she just take the car to work?
2) You masturbate in your undies?

So many unanswered questions.

http://au.soccerway.com/matches/2015...ID=HP_MS_01_17

Ht atm

This is football.

i died of laughter and am literally writing this post from heaven

obviously it's not if the website is called soccerway. stop trying to steal names from America. enjoy your watching of grown men flop on the ground like pansies every 2 minutes.

women can't drive

Why do you wear a shirt at the beach if you're in such great shape? Please let me know.

Thanks!