Even the heraldic animal of the US disagrees with Mr. Trump as candidate.
 

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just sayin :\

I'd be uncomfortable with a razor-clawed demon on my arm too. He didn't even do that bad -- the bird behaved itself pretty well.

Hey, how bout that Angela "the Traitor" Merkel for Person of the Year, right? Very well deserved. At least TIME recognizes that the ramifications of Merkel's betrayal of all of Europe, to be witnessed next year and in the dim firelit hell of the years after, make it the "event of the year" and even more important than the single-party system of the US being completely upset by a single wealthy man-with-a-plan.

How about: I'd be uncomfortable with a xenophobic bad-haired demon below my feet. Considering that the bird did indeed behave well. Until the demon taunten him that is.