Things that make ur hairs stand up while ur forumquesting
 

https://i.imgur.com/0n9wTuZ.png

why are there greens looking at my profile?

am I being detained?

not sure how you got away with the black spaceman pic.

I just stopped by to take you off ignore, don't know what llandris was up 2

OJ Simpson was the first black man not in space, see Capricorn One.

I know i'm a tastemaker round here and any forumquester worth his salt will be stopping by my page to check up on my exploits regularly, so they can stay up to date with the latest FQ trends and be ahead of the curve. Elementary forumquesting right here and good on you for doing it -- no need to conceal ur diligence with lies about "putting me on ignore", like anyone here would believe anyone would do that. This is like asking JP Morgan for stock tips if you know him, it's just the natural thing to do, although I'm a lot more open and giving than he was.

Pokesan can you go to my user page please? my last-viewed list is starting to read like a best of the best but it's missing you. I will return any views sent to my page with a page click and u can advertise that i have taken an interest in you in your own threads.

you're in very hot water

Your profile reeks of bacon, are you a snitch?

Probably accidentally clicked your name while going for a thread or something. I know that accounts for the vast majority of my profile views. But then, I have terrible hand-eye coordination.

OP is an anti-RMT collaborator or staff spy...more at 11.

this is all such bullshit, except 1 possibility ;)