Project 1999 - Post the most cringeworthy Reddit/Tumblr/grandma-esque posts from red boards ITT

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Post the most cringeworthy Reddit/Tumblr/grandma-esque posts from red boards ITT

We all know the Red boards are a sick hybrid of reddit/tumblr-tier garbage. ITT we post a highlight reel of the worst grandma's-chainmail level posts. I submit this first, which did not inspire the idea for this thread but definitely triggered its creation:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trustworthy (Post 2128311)

http://i.imgur.com/uKqXUZ8.jpg?1

Thought I'd let you enjoy the whole crippled thing for awhile. hehe! .
If you donate to my legs I can train you to be an Alpha too, don't worry.

Them 80%ers I tell ya....

http://10-themes.com/data_images/wal...-trollface.jpg

The Reddit face guy meme, in 2015! What's the over-under on this guy working an entry-level IT job for $14/hr at age 28?

the oakland raiders have a dojo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaanka (Post 2127193)

smaller, weaker beta male cuttlefish visually appear to change their gender in order to trick the alpha dom daddy male into thinking he's about to get in some hot ass 3 way cephalopod action. then when the beta sneaks in close he blows his load into the alpha's girl's octopussy and then dips out never to be seen again

http://i.livescience.com/images/i/00...peg?1341342746
https://manboobz.files.wordpress.com...5531.jpg?w=604

reverse tranny cucking, an effective survival strategy honed over the course of over 530 million years

https://i.imgur.com/PeKYnxc.jpg

who's the "alpha" now

http://i.imgur.com/X6UW3lx.jpg?1

the beta male uprising is happening now

http://i.imgur.com/VYCkdVC.jpg?1

will you stand up and fight? which side are you on?

http://img.memecdn.com/how-beta-are-..._o_1349993.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trustworthy (Post 2127214)

Dude. Did you put that together? That shit is fucking hilarious. Still having random chuckles. bhahaha.

It's so god damn true too.

Dude. Did you put that together?

:o:o:o:o

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lune (Post 2128600)

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

http://i.imgur.com/pGVkBxa.png

welcome to paradise, beta cuck

http://i.imgur.com/Oh6eR5M.gif

cuck-a cuck-a cuck-a caw!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lune (Post 2128600)

its like im really on r9k, how delightful

Not yet. Here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

Thread is going places.

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

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Originally Posted by iruinedyourday (Post 2128971)

Using words like cuck is like basically anouncing, "i watch a lot of internet porn, so much it develops my vocabulay!"

Fyi

ROFL

I dont see the diff kek