People who are too lazy to return a shopping cart...
 

Die.

After driving a piece of shit car for 7 years I finally am financially stable enough to have saved half this year and put a fat down payment on a brand new car 3 weeks ago...yay!

Nay...some lazy fuck couldn't walk his fat ass 5 feet and put his shopping cart in a corral and heavy winds sent it into my fender, denting, scratching, and preventing my passenger side door from opening.

Yes, this is someones job nowadays to wrangle carts but there didn't used to be. Necessity has demanded it be so because America is full of fat fucks who are too lazy to put something where it belongs.

Grr...

ITT we laugh at smalltimers

lol

Laugh it up, some of us aren't handed life on a silver platter.

Silver platters are for plebs

I bet you were one of the people that parks their car in the bumfuck-egypt part of the parking lot to avoid other cars hitting you, in which case it leaves it wide open for shopping-cart-rape.

Hell no, when I see 20 carts huddling together at the bottom of a sloped parking lot that just smells of trouble.

I would worry more if they were at the top of the parking lot

I grab a cart from lot on the way in to the store and then corral my cart on the way back out. you gotta make sure those fuckers are contained or they'll run all over hell and back.

I got smacked within 1 month of my new purchase as well. Not sure if it was a cart, car, or just come dickhead upset that my car was new.

What they really need is like one guy up on a platform in each parking lot who just paintballs your car as you drive away if you don't place your shopping cart in the corral.

I'd apply for that job RIGHT NOW if it truly existed, and I've been a software developer for 7 years...