| AzzarTheGod |
11-19-2015 05:27 PM |
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Originally Posted by Xaanka
(Post 2112567)
i remember when my mom would make a phone call and it would boot me off the 56k
~classic memories~
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Friend of my moms would call (huge gold digger italian) with a daughter in my class who was in training to be a gold digger italian, would call my mom almost every day.
I'd be in starcraft or camping Treants in SK on Rallos Zek, or pvping at Treants when I would suddenly go linkdead. Then ring ring ring ring, that fucking bitch calling.
My brother would be standing next to me watching me play, when I went linkdead I would smash the keyboard and shout "THAT FUCKING BITCH@!!!!!}". And take a swing in my brothers direction because he was standing there saying nothing like a zombie (he is autistic :( and doesn't feel a full range of socially appropriate emotions) so I would GO BERSERK at the lack of emotional support about this fucking fat Ursula italian bitch calling my mom to gossip and I had her cute whore daughter to deal with on top of that everyday at school. (I was a good catholic boy like 13 yrs old, n her daughter was legit sexually harassing me all year it was more than obnoxious, emotionally traumatizing). Shes one of those girls that end up pregnant as soon as puberty hits if the guys aren't smart and just go along with her female spergfest. . made all the other kids look at me funny, "why does she have to sit on top of you?". As if it was MY fault she was acting this way on the bus.
Scary now, because if I wasn't the good kid I was idk what my life would have turned out to be like. Knocked up in 8th grade wow dodged a bullet.
tldr; Fuck so and so. Fuck 56k. Lost 1000 starcraft games. Lost seven bars of experience in Oasis and at Treants. And had to deal with inappropriate advances never once asking me how I felt demanding I'm her boyfriend even ron jeremy would be like dats inappropriate |
