Hello I am back in town and there is nothing that will stop me
 

Hellow everyone's. I am back and I have been missing this site for years. Its been many years since I was here but I'm back now. I take out my shimmering sword and I draw an odd looking shape in the grass. I lay my sword and shield on the floor and I yell out "HellowI am John2020 and I am looking for friends in this game" "I used to know a man named McMuffin who tried to KS me many years ago but he learned his lesson so if you are trying to KS me I really think you should have an alternate option." I raise my sword to the sky and a pile of lightning comes down and burns the sword in my hand. I yell out in excitement from the lightning and I start floating in mid air. I take my sword and shield and all of a sudden I fight and kill 100 masked men. "If this is any heedance then take creed to my sword skills and bow down to the man who traveled this far to get here."

"Is anyone up for the challenge"? I yell

oh, i like you a lot. you should find the Greengrocer in game. you guys should get along amazingly well.

Anyone else miss Fourth meal?

Think outside the bun.

You intrigue me. Speak further of this majestic tale.

hail harbinger of the future. wipeitclean2020

i'm exciteed for your return

The sky darkens and all grows quiet... When suddenly a booming sound splits the clouds, A million terds rain from the heavens, splattering all across Norrath. The land is soaked in brown terd gravy. Nothing will grow here now, forever poisoned by the stench of the Terdnado. You look at your sword, now completely dulled from the sting of a thousand craps. Beg for mercy lest you get flushed into oblivion like the rest before thee.

" I raise my sword to the sky and a pile of lightning comes down and burns the sword in my hand. I yell out in excitement from the lightning and I start floating in mid air. I take my sword and shield and all of a sudden I fight and kill 100 masked men. "

I'm bowing down, welcome back John2020

This is more like it. Your stories will be told beyond Qeynos Sewers.

RIP