Welcome Empires newest Member
 

Ladies and Gentlemen i would like to present to you the newest member of House <Empire> Gongshow the III. This lil guy snuck into my building and i caught him while i was working today. Miss all my pals. Catch you guys in game soon!

http://i.imgur.com/BOPpu6N.jpg

hey budz

Let him go outside little guy malnourished as hell and confused

Release that thing now. This is an afront to my Druidic ideals

As a ranger its my job to capture and beckon these animals to do my bidding.

when I was like 11 I caught a lizard and tried to keep it as a pet... it spent every waking minuet burred under the sand.

I was like, ill catch him a wife! so i went and caught another lizard. I put a second lizard in the cage. Immediately they started fighting and in like 8 seconds the old lizard was dead. Long live the new lizard.

He stayed buried under the dirt till I set him free days later.

Moral of the story wild California lizards suck as pets and dont seem to like each other very much.

http://bobarno.com/thiefhunters/wp-c...s/lizard-5.jpg

what a great fucking story, please never post again

chorlted