| Greengrocer |
09-14-2015 11:57 AM |
I am not a crook!
Dear Citizens of P99,
At the guidance of my elf lawyers, there is only so much I can say about where I have been the past month due to my case still pending resolution. Please know that my team of legal e-representatives is working around the clock to ensure full recovery of any jeopardized meats, seafoods, produce, baked goods, and freshly squeezed juices which may or may not have been frozen amidst recent events.
Most importantly, please know that I AM NOT A CROOK!
I hope to rejoin everyone soon, but as you may know, elf justice can take a while to work its way through the system.
In the meantime... Stay hungry, my friends! And please, please stay away from Iron Rations. They are poison.
Thank you for your continued support!
Signed,
your Greengrocer
http://i.imgur.com/A8BcKAZ.jpg
p.s. No, I am not Jared Fogle. But that's funny.
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