Capitalist druid swine are exploiting the port-less proletariat
 

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Norrath is big.

Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free!
We must make travel easy,
Then we have a big party.

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is the druid
They take everybody money,
They never give it back.

Throw the druid down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
You must grab him by his horns,
Then we have a big party.

If you see the druid coming,
You must be careful of his teeth.
You must grab him by his money,
And I tell you what to do.

Throw the druid down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
You must grab him by his horns,
Then we have a big party.

Paid for by the Wizards of P99...

Karl Marx would be proud.

Capatilismen will fall and the proletariat shall raise!

National socialisme, see, hitler was a socialist too....

Hmm 2 responses to be godwin'd

and the list of people who never shall recieve a port begins.../evilgrin

lies

I don't think druids get horns. Barbarians do though with the right helm. Good luck fitting them in a well, though.

tl;dr kthxbaiomgwtfbbqlulz

My thoughts exactly :)

I am not sure exactly what this post means but I am getting the impression I should increase my port prices.