What this forum needs is...
 

a cleverly written bad word filter that can identify the word "professional" and most possible variants with a rotating cast of nonsequiturs like:

"burnt woods"
"King Tormax"
"WADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
"dr00d"
"<Flowers of Happiness>"
"Derek"
a tinyurl rickroll link
"young doctor"
"Backdoor Bandit"
"supermodel girlfriend"
& etc.

Alternately, anybody who makes a serious comment using the term "professional" or any variant thereof to criticize a player, staffer, voyeur, or purveyor of in-game foodstuffs should have their forum avatar permanently replaced by the phrase "I'm an Idiot, please ignore me".

there there. tell us what happened, kaev

LOL 54 years of watching idiots blindly follow the lead of politicians and marketeers and other slimeballs. When you use that word seriously you are announcing to the world that you let other people tell you what to think because you can't be bothered to figure it out for yourself. "Get in line citizen!"

I am a young Backdoor Bandit.

Damn, they implemented that quick!

You forgot pras and kek

TOP KEK!

Good idea Roodypoo

PraIS

Good idea cept for the make this more like 4chan thing.