I did not play sports recently.
 

It's been a long time since I've played sports.

I'm not really good at sports.

Dammit

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guido b posin.... create your own sport

Once again I didn't play sports in recent memory.

Fucking fuck I am so bad at sports, it's as if I avoid them.

:(

I did not play sports today, yesterday, or the 7 days previous to that.

I play sports so rarely, that when I do play sports, I am nervous that I have forgotten how to play the sports and that I will mess up and embarrass myself in front of my friends.

God dammit it feels terrible being this bad at sports. Fuck.

the secret is to think gay thoughts. then, instead of feeling afraid when youre about to be tackled, you feel aroused

or scaroused...

thats how they do it in the NFL