Blood Ember Greeves
 

WTB my pants pm me

It's cold outside and I need some pants!

I too want to put my pants on one leg at a time

Time for some pants

Up we go! But you can all see this because I have no pants!

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I just went on a diet and none of my pants fit! Help me out!

Please have them washed and pressed before selling them to me.

Don't worry about washing them in advance. I have a machine that'll do that for me.

My pants are orange, I'm hoping they will turn red soon.