Alawen and Bronson should do it.
 

..just saying..

you sick motherfucker! you would be the one to say that nasty shit!

The progeny of their rage?

If they did it, Alawen would claim he wasn't really the catcher and Bronson would lie and say it never happened.

I'm married, monogamous and straight.

The way Hasbinbad tries to play progressive but then makes gay jokes is mildly interesting.

How is this a gay joke? It's a joke about how you two are suited to each other, and ought to date. That's not making fun of gay, Alawen, that's making fun of YOU.

Also, who the hell you trying to convince with line 1?

Lulz.

Keep it up, homophobe. All the gamer kids will go right along with it. "Yeah, yuk yuk, Alawen and Bronson R GAY!!!"

Not very progressive.

Could I get along with Bronson in real life situations? Sure. He seems literate, curious and analytical. I think he'd fit in fine with my circle of friends.

A bipolar homophobe with a massive inferiority complex whose comment of last resort is "herp derp" probably would not.

The fact that you bring this up as a gay joke when it is clearly not is not very progressive of you, sir. Frankly, I don't give a damn whether you think I'm progressive or not. I know for sure how I feel and what I stand up for in public and private, and your critique of my motives means fuck all. Would you make such a big deal out of the sexuality of the joke if Bronson was a female? I don't fucking think so. Make both sexes male however, and you jump right to the "gay card." What does that say about you?

Alawen, you calling me bipolar is funny. Seriously, seriously funny. You probably thought it was ironic (because deep down, you know you're projecting), but it's not. How long has it been since you've been out of IB now? Still posting something inflammatory every single day? ..and I'm the mentally ill one? ..riiiiiight.

Oh dear, I would not fit in with Alawen's circle of friends. Whatever shall I do now? I should just snuff it, because life is no longer worth living. I shall never enjoy the posh pleasures that await me in his 100% whole-grain and bean-sprout kitchen. Oh the horror. I'll never enjoy the pleasures of tofurkey sandwiches with bean-sprout paste on sprouted-grain gluten-free bread!! Oh noes!!

Look dude, all I'm saying is that judging by your like-minded forum posting, it looks like you guys would make a compatible sex couplet. I'm not judging based on gender at all whatsoever, I just think you guys seem compatible. I might be wrong, who knows? I think you guys should check it out before you knock it tho.

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