Cuddlecon?
 

so this is a thing:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/c...ing-convention
http://mashable.com/2015/01/31/cuddl...ng-convention/

$25USD
Ticket to Cuddle Con

One ticket to the 1st Cuddle Con: The Cuddling Convention with Samantha Hess. This Valentine's Day event for singles, couples, and everyone includes a snuggle party, pillow fight, piggyback rides, and classes on cuddling, masssage, dance, partner yoga, and more! (Ages 18+)

i don't even...

$1,000USD
Become The Title Sponsor

All the perks of a Speaker, plus Title Sponsor status, officially renaming this event "The 1st Cuddle Con: The Cuddling Convention Presented by [Your Company Name]". Receive ROI through mass exposure for your brand. Design custom benefits for your company with our team. This very low rate for a title sponsorship is a uniquely valuable opportunity for such a high profile event, only because this is a start-up event in its first year. Must be a non-sexual sponsor.

we should all donate and have this be Lron's first cuddling convention

I don't think I can cuddle a stranger without expecting hot drunken sex afterward... Much less pay for it. Maybe after a few rounds, or if it was an old friend on the first date.

Why would you need classes to learn how to cuddle? That's some next level autism.

I would get kicked out real quick like. I would dry hump EVERYBODY. Unless they are like 300+ lbs. Then we might hook up.

fuck that lets step it up and start dryhumpcon

is this a real thing? booze & sex dont mix for shit

Um, yes. Yes they do.

Yay! Cuddlecon. McD's giving free food for PDAs. The world needs more love.

serious business here, can you elaborate? i dont see how alcohol does anything for sex but reduce ability to feel & maintain an erection. The only peripheral benefits I can see are rapey, or reduced inhibitions, but my ubermensch will and supreme attractiveness already triumph over those when it comes time to take wat i want.

Do you have self-esteem problems that are remedied with liquid courage? or have you just not tried actual good aphrodisiacs? not even trolling, can u please answer honestly? i swore off stinking piggy booze-sex when i was a teenager