How about a Ranger/Enchanter hybrid
 

Can't tank, can't nuke your way outta a paper bag, can't get groups so wont be mezzing much. This would be the best class for people who love to whine about not getting groups =)

How about a class that's half man, half bear-pig?

Half man, half bear, half pig ? That would be awesome, could we call it..oh i dont know /em scratches chin in deep thought. Man bear pig? Dam i'm feeling soo creative today, I think I will go eat some clear jello now. I used bleach to remove the color, but now it tastes like burning =(

LOL. You mick taker you.

Ranger/chanter would be great for many reason, due to time constraints i will only name several most obvious ones.
1. Single pull and then mezz while skilling up sense heading and forage.
2. Could dispell snare when you accidentally pull too many mobs and then snare yourself trying to crowd control, because you forgot you can mezz, because you never get groups.
3. Could haste and breeze (or whatever mana regen is called)on people, before they kicked you outta the group for being the dumazz who would play such a class.
4. Could bind yourself at your pull spot so CR's would be much faster.
5. Could summon your pet and pretend he is someone who would actually group with you, while you sit near just about any zoneline shouting " dumazz lfg"
Thats enough for now, gonna go sniff some glue and LFG on my ranger(not necessarily in that order).

Would a Ranger/Enchanter hybrid actually die before the planar mob was even engaged?

How would that work?

they won't be able to land snare until tash landed so they'd pull with tash and die before the snare cast bar had finished because they didnt get given chanter rune spells

Minus the bow... it is called a Bard

I like turtles.

Man, AoC had a class called the Tempest which was essentially an enchanter/druid hybrid. Shit was so cash in PvP. Land a stun on someone, nuke em down, go and heal up, repeat.