A shadowed man - They outrunning lvl 60 selos+drums bard
 

Patch must have kicked their dog :D

Zone: Innothule Swamp
Mob: A shadowed man
Location: Wherever Swamp Pots Take You

Situation: Sat under shadowed men to camp, they aggro cuz I'm bad, I can't run away from them with selos speed

Snippit of client logs below:
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:25 2014] You have entered Innothule Swamp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:28 2014] You must be sitting to prepare to camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:35 2014] You must be sitting to prepare to camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:36 2014] It will take you about 30 seconds to prepare your camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to pierce YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but YOUR magical skin absorbs the blow!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] The shimmer of runes fade.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 3 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] You abandon your preparations to camp.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] You are stunned!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 9 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 50 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 6 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 12 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 10 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 14 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 6 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 38 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:37 2014] A shadowed man bashes YOU for 7 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:38 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:39 2014] You are unstunned.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to pierce YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:41 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:42 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:42 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:43 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] Your eyes stop tingling.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 9 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:44 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:45 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:45 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:46 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:47 2014] You think you are heading East.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:48 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:49 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:49 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:50 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:51 2014] You think you are heading South.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:53 2014] You think you are heading West.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:54 2014] The spirit of wolf leaves you.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to kick YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 7 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:55 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] You are thirsty.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] You are out of drink.
[Wed Dec 03 05:38:58 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:00 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:00 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:01 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:03 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:06 2014] You think you are heading West.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:07 2014] You slow down.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:07 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:08 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:10 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:13 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:15 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:17 2014] You resist the Smite spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:17 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:19 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:20 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:21 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:23 2014] You resist the Root spell!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:25 2014] Your song ends.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:25 2014] Your feet move faster.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:28 2014] You feel protected from magic.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:29 2014] Your song ends.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man hits YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to kick YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man slashes YOU for 2 points of damage.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to kick YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:30 2014] a shadowed man begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to hit YOU, but YOU dodge!
[Wed Dec 03 05:39:31 2014] A shadowed man tries to bash YOU, but misses!
etc, etc

This is classic actually

Can't escape the shadow!

man time to retire Snackxaphone the day you cant out run a shadowed man

amirite?

I torture that mustache - people just expect him to log in and run face-first at mobs! D:

Works for me then! I didn't see it in the patch notes/wasn't particularly expecting it so figured it would have been worth bringing it up.

I'm surprised Snacks doesn't have a Mage Epic bug report for its lack of mustache...

from my rusty memory shadowman doesn't "run" they teleport right at you. So there's no way to out run them at any speed.

They run. It's just really fast.