Why do you play Everquest?
 

I like to hang out with all my cool, normal friends.

Hey me too

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The chicks

It's safer than gambling and prostitutes.

I play to listen to the mentally ill on ooc. Miguel is one of my favorites.

Cheetohs and slim jims

You can play with one hand.

sense of accomplishment in life.

It fills out my 3 hobbies which also include Pinterest and murdering prostitutes.