PTSD (Sarnak) Flashbacks
 

Three days in the Lake of Ill omen

On campaign

Earthshaker smiting hundreds of sarnak
tearing their limbs in half

Afterwards I wade through the pulp of their bone and blood
rifling thru the guts for the Bracer

That's all I want.
I'm a reasonable Warlord.
I just need to be able to See Invisible.

And I know the Sarnaks have been developing...
technology
a bracer with a hidden implant
Letting me see the fucking invisible wizards

who taunt me with Yonder
and evacs when I don't want them

bastards

really sick fucks

SO let it be known
Give me the Bracer
And I will stop killing your families
Heartless Sarnak scum

Let me speak in your language, FILTH
i will pierce your eyesockets with my tongue
Roast your tail in dragon flame
and feed it to Frostbite
He'll puke it up, he always does
and then I'll eat it
Your half digested meat will be putrid in my stomach you sarnak filth

for the Vale
By the Will of the Misty Thicket
I demand by my right of blood
Bracer of the Hidden

http://i.imgur.com/Z6hMIAM.jpg?1

what what

+1

I got that bracer when I was waiting for the HS key guy to spawn..

a true poet

Chicken

this was so beautiful i found myself on my knees beside my comp weeping uncontrollably

Just read it in a gravelly tough guy voice, with maybe a hint of southern accent and it will make so much more sense.