The best joke ever told
 

Rodney Rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okee...ature=youtu.be

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Oh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Best joke... maybe if you are 14 years old entering puberty.

Right up your alley eh? =D

Do you like fishsticks?

what are you a gay fish!

Boy: *calls 911* …Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.


Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."