Originally Posted by quido (Post 1504793)

This is a thread for convicted misdemeaners to talk about whatever it is you guys like to talk about. I am only a misdemeanant, unfortunately, but I thought this would be a good place to get a nice discussion going.

Feel free to talk about your crime, your time, or maybe that dime you met in the joint - nothing is off limits. We're not going to judge you here, so please open up and share a story with us.

Maybe I, quido, would like to lead off?